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How to write a restaurant review!

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How to write a restaurant review!

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And how not to... Max shows you some hilarious restaurant reviews and teaches you some useful terms.

“The sprinkling of gold flakes lent a top note of bulls***. And that was the good part. The skin had an off-putting tang and a rancid flavor, which seeped into the dried-out meat and left a greasy feeling on the roof of my mouth that, like the demonic clown from It, could not be destroyed.”

“There’s V for Vegan. There’s GF for Gluten Free. There’s DF for Dairy Free. I think they’re missing a few. There should be TF for Taste Free and JF for Joy Free and AAHYWEH for Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here.”

"Nobody should pay this much money to be sad.”

The food is certainly nothing to write home about. The reviews I read were pretty overhyped. But the food was tolerable and the service was fine.

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How was this person's restaurant experience?

"nothing to write home about"

overhyped

tolerable

I would leave zero stars if I could. The food is mediocre at best and certainly not worth the price. The vibe, music, and food feels ridiculously uninspiring. Steer clear.

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How was this person's restaurant experience?

"mediocre at best"

"not worth the price"

uninspiring

I had breakfast there this morning and dinner tonight. Both were well beyond my expectations. Clams and linguine were out of this world. Breakfast will knock your slippers off. My new go-to!

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How was this person's restaurant experience?

"beyond my expectations"

"out-of-this-world"

"knock your socks/slippers off"

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maitre d'

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“The sprinkling of gold flakes lent a top note of bulls***. And that was the good part. The skin had an off-putting tang and a rancid flavor, which seeped into the dried-out meat and left a greasy feeling on the roof of my mouth that, like the demonic clown from It, could not be destroyed.”

“There’s V for Vegan. There’s GF for Gluten Free. There’s DF for Dairy Free. I think they’re missing a few. There should be TF for Taste Free and JF for Joy Free and AAHYWEH for Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here.”

"Nobody should pay this much money to be sad.”

The food is certainly nothing to write home about. The reviews I read were pretty overhyped. But the food was tolerable and the service was fine.

"nothing to write home about"

overhyped

tolerable

I would leave zero stars if I could. The food is mediocre at best and certainly not worth the price. The vibe, music, and food feels ridiculously uninspiring. Steer clear.

"mediocre at best"

"not worth the price"

uninspiring

I had breakfast there this morning and dinner tonight. Both were well beyond my expectations. Clams and linguine were out of this world. Breakfast will knock your slippers off. My new go-to!

"beyond my expectations"

"out-of-this-world"

"knock your socks/slippers off"

go-to

trendy

maitre d'

Bad Review 1

Response 1

Bad Review 2

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Bad Review 3

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