0s | Hi. So you know what I love? |
1s | When people buy me expensive birthday cards |
4s | A birthday card with moving parts |
7s | |
8s | |
9s | |
10s | I love the strange habit of keeping clothes that don't fit me |
13s | |
14s | It's too big and I can never wear these shoes |
17s | |
18s | They're like a five and a half |
19s | I don't know why I bought them |
20s | Why do you keep things that don't fit? |
22s | |
23s | Why do you keep things that don't fit? |
28s | And the thing is, I don't know |
29s | It's not like one day this is going to happen |
31s | Plenty of space, just keep reversing |
33s | |
34s | Yep, just keep going, just... |
35s | |
37s | The damage is a lot more severe than we thought |
38s | We're gonna have to cut off some of your foot |
40s | |
41s | Are you crazy - can you cut it to a five and a half? |
45s | |
47s | But what about the other foot? |
49s | Yep, now keep it coming man, full speed! |
52s | |
53s | Yeah no, it was totally worth it |
54s | They are super cute shoes |
56s | But really why do people have such a hard time |
58s | parting with things that don't fit? |
59s | Because I find myself looking at clothes that don't fit |
61s | |
63s | which is ridiculous because |
64s | I give away a lot of things that I don't need or use anymore |
66s | But with clothes, I always keep them and think: |
68s | |
71s | The day I all of a sudden shrink or grow taller |
73s | or my feet get smaller or something, I don't know |
75s | But the thing is I secretly think that maybe I'm sad |
78s | because in my head, my deranged head, I think |
81s | if only I could fit this shirt... |
83s | if I could fit this shirt, then people could see |
85s | |
88s | Yeah, if only you could see me in this shirt |
90s | but unfortunately life is cruel |
91s | and you'll never have the privilege of seeing such beauty |