| 0s | Hi. So you know what I love? |
| 1s | When people buy me expensive birthday cards |
| 4s | A birthday card with moving parts |
| 7s | |
| 8s | |
| 9s | |
| 10s | I love the strange habit of keeping clothes that don't fit me |
| 13s | |
| 14s | It's too big and I can never wear these shoes |
| 17s | |
| 18s | They're like a five and a half |
| 19s | I don't know why I bought them |
| 20s | Why do you keep things that don't fit? |
| 22s | |
| 23s | Why do you keep things that don't fit? |
| 28s | And the thing is, I don't know |
| 29s | It's not like one day this is going to happen |
| 31s | Plenty of space, just keep reversing |
| 33s | |
| 34s | Yep, just keep going, just... |
| 35s | |
| 37s | The damage is a lot more severe than we thought |
| 38s | We're gonna have to cut off some of your foot |
| 40s | |
| 41s | Are you crazy - can you cut it to a five and a half? |
| 45s | |
| 47s | But what about the other foot? |
| 49s | Yep, now keep it coming man, full speed! |
| 52s | |
| 53s | Yeah no, it was totally worth it |
| 54s | They are super cute shoes |
| 56s | But really why do people have such a hard time |
| 58s | parting with things that don't fit? |
| 59s | Because I find myself looking at clothes that don't fit |
| 61s | |
| 63s | which is ridiculous because |
| 64s | I give away a lot of things that I don't need or use anymore |
| 66s | But with clothes, I always keep them and think: |
| 68s | |
| 71s | The day I all of a sudden shrink or grow taller |
| 73s | or my feet get smaller or something, I don't know |
| 75s | But the thing is I secretly think that maybe I'm sad |
| 78s | because in my head, my deranged head, I think |
| 81s | if only I could fit this shirt... |
| 83s | if I could fit this shirt, then people could see |
| 85s | |
| 88s | Yeah, if only you could see me in this shirt |
| 90s | but unfortunately life is cruel |
| 91s | and you'll never have the privilege of seeing such beauty |
